This place called my brain Somewhere no one knowsabout

Little kid I’m babysitting: “look those two bugs are fighting! “
Me: “Yeah that’s what they’re doing…”

danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

(via se-x-es)

codkavocaine:

this is so accurate

codkavocaine:

this is so accurate

(Source: p0urtoujours, via se-x-es)

troyesivan:

Hiiiiiii guys!!

i’m soooo excited to be able to share with you the Happy Little Pill music videooooo! hope you punks like it and share it with your mates and make gifs of the radical owl. Making this video perfectly represent the song and it’s message was super important to me, and i hope you guys connect with it as much as i do. Also there is a hot boy in it playing soccer. enjoy!!





Alsoooo, if you’re having issues with the video on your phone click here and re-click the video link to open it in your browser!

PRE-ORDER TRXYE

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troyesivan:

Hiiiiiii guys!!
i’m soooo excited to be able to share with you the Happy Little Pill music videooooo! hope you punks like it and share it with your mates and make gifs of the radical owl. Making this video perfectly represent the song and it’s message was super important to me, and i hope you guys connect with it as much as i do. Also there is a hot boy in it playing soccer. enjoy!!
Alsoooo, if you’re having issues with the video on your phone click here and re-click the video link to open it in your browser!
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(Source: hurried, via troyesivan)

halaalpussy:

addictly:

I CANT BREATHE

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

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(Source: troyesivan)

troyesivan:

troyesbeanie:

troye-okaye:

Like taYLOR SWIFT.

touch hot things? like Tyler? so you have the urge to touch Tyler

everyone misunderstood this i wasnt calling taylor swift hot (she’s pretty but im very gay) she literally likes touching hot things 

deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.

deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.

(Source: awwww-cute, via asouthernbelle)

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

(Source: simplefoetus, via fluffypowders)

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Microwave Snacks You Can Make In A Mug Part 1 Here

A little of everything never hurt anyone did it?